ON THE DAY OF A GENERAL ERECTION HERE’S AN UN-BOWIE-LIEVABLE MESSAGE IN SUPPORT OF MILL EDDIBAND (or whatever his name is)…

He might not be one of the all-time political HEROES or the STARMAN of UK politics but TONIGHT, some severe CH-CH-CH-CHANGES need to occur.

We’ve had FIVE YEARS languishing in a LABYRINTH of SORROW, while that LODGER in number 10 and his FAME-hungry LAUGHING GNOMES have dragged the working classes UP THE HILL BACKWARDS until they SCREAM LIKE A BABY.

Despite most politicians and their benefactors being SCARY MONSTERS (& SUPER CREEPS), I’d gladly go from (polling) STATION TO STATION casting thousands of votes if I could.

YOUNG AMERICANS felt a new kind of MODERN LOVE when Obama got in (until he became THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD out), so make sure you put family and friends UNDER PRESSURE to use their vote (especially ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS who’ve never voted before).

So… LET’S DANCE to the rhythm of GOLDEN YEARS Socialism and, to anyone LOW enough to be considering voting for the blue, blue, electric blue team… there must be LIFE ON MARS more intelligent than you…

TVC15 (ThatVoteCounts ’15)